|BALLS.WAV||Teacher: 'Balls, Mr Bennet!'||44.270|
|BBLSQUEK.WAV||Leah: 'Don't that make you
fart, Bubble 'n Squeak?'
Ste: 'Only if you've got a fat arse...'
|ELLO1.WAV||Ste: ' 'ello'||3.781|
|ELLO2.WAV||Jamie: ' 'ello'||5.455|
|EVRYPUKA.WAV||Ste: 'Nuffing's happened
yeah, I'm allright, I'm pukka,
everyfing's..., everyfing's pukka.'
|FOUNTAIN.WAV||Jamie: '... her, the fountain
of all knowledge.'
Sandra: 'Yeah well...'
|FUCKME.WAV||Ste: 'Fuck me...'||10.644|
|FUNYTHAT.WAV||Sandra: 'Oh, funny that...'||14.892|
|FUNYTHA2.WAV||Jamie: 'Yeah, funny that...'||14.749|
|GOINGNOW.WAV||Jamie: 'I'm going now...'||8.652|
|HAPYWITU.WAV||Jamie: '...very happy, I'm happy when I'm wiv you...'||27.837|
|HELOHELO.WAV||Ste: ' 'ello'
Jamie: ' 'ello'
|IMAQUEER.WAV||Jamie to Sandra: 'Im a queer, a bender, pufta, knobshiner, brownhatter(?), shirtflaplifter...'||66.534|
|IRABOMB.WAV||Sandra: 'IRA bomb?'||23.514|
|LABOTOM.WAV||Sandra to Jamie: 'You're
so clever, aint ya. Well, just remember I gave you those brains so think
Jamie: 'Oh, I thought you had a labotomy...'
Sandra to Tony: 'What did he say?'
Tony: 'Well, labotomy is like whe....'
Sandra: 'Yes, I know what it means, tony...'
|LEAHLAFF.WAV||Leah laughing after she just told her mom she's a lesbienne.||61.754|
|LESFUK.WAV||Teacher: 'eh, Less fucking and more attention please!...'||79.982|
|LIKAHAWK.WAV||Ste: 'It's bubble 'n squeak, Leah, you can't leave bubble 'n squeak, gotta watch it, like a hawk...'||44.060|
|LIKEDAD.WAV||Jamie to Sandra after fight:
'Am I like my dad?'
Sandra: 'No..., you're like me.'
Jamie: 'How am I weird....'
Sandra: '...just give it a rest, Jamie (christ)...'
Jamie: '...you've said it...'
Sandra: 'You are allright, okay? ...so you got me for a mother, but who said life was easy... you are... you're alright...'
|LOTION.WAV||Jamie: 'Peppermint Footlotion...'||17.019|
|OFFAST.WAV||Jamie to Tony: '...like
that my mom, goes off things, fast...'
Jamie: '...she might go off you, won't be laughing then, will 'ya...'
|PHONE.WAV||Jamie: 'That'll be the phone...'
Sandra: 'Well it wouldn't be the bloody hooverbag, would it...'
|PRETYHAT.WAV||Jamie to Ste after Ste has
given him his present:
'..my, what a pretty hat... It's the prettiest hat I ever did see, master Stephen, does this mean we're engaged?'
|PYROS.WAV||Jamie to Sandra: '...fundamentalist muslim pyromaniacs...'||21.924|
|SEEYA.WAV||Leah: 'Seeya later!'||8.924|
|SHAG.WAV||Gina to Ste on Tavvy-bridge: 'I suppose a shag's outa the question then...'||24.437|
|SHUTUP.WAV||Jamie: '...oh shut up...!'||10.302|