The rules of Acquisition Revised in realaudio

  An antithetically benovelent version of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition, Revised for the Modern Ferengi, devised by Grand Nagus Zek in 2371 after his encounter with the Bajoran Prophets. Some of these radically Altered rules (Prophet Motive) are listed and can be heared below. These rules were rescinded and all copies were destroyed shortly after the Profets restored Zek's original personality.

Number

Revised Rule
 1  If they want their money back give it to them.
10  Greed is dead.
21 Never place profit before friendship.
22  Latinum tarnishes, but family is forever.
23 Money can never replace dignity.
285 A good dead is its own reward.
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